Child Care #8: Racism and Your Baby
When Baby is born, Baby is innocent, loving and trustful. Baby gets worried about other babies, Baby loves the way he or she looks, and also loves the way other babies look. Baby is very understanding when other people are sad and get their feelings hurt, but what Baby doesn't understand is why the neighbor right across the street won't hold, talk or even say hi to him or her. The neighbor will compliment everybody else, claim they love babies and give them presents, but not Baby.
Ever walk down the street holding your kid and no one will even glance at your baby, but someone else holding a veritable troll will get exclamations of admiration? Is your baby the ugly one? I think not! Hand your kid over to that person and suddenly everyone will compliment your kid like crazy! If you pick up the troll, they will come to grips with reality and realize the thing really is a troll. So do these people even like babies? Of course not. They're just a bunch of racist butt kissers that see your race (whatever that may be) first before they see a precious baby. We all know what those kind are. Truth be told, you probably don't want them complimenting your baby. If they're racist and evil, but still compliment your baby, you better watch out. It's called a Black Market, sex slavery, and whatever else you can think of. Or could mean the cuteness has jumped all barriers, but which is it?
One day, you'll just have to explain to Baby that they live in a suck world full of suck people and for their own safety, they have to stay away from them. And by them, it doesn't mean the whole race are a bunch of jerks. Baby has to figure out who are the diamonds and who are the trolls, and that means you can't tell Baby not to play with a certain group of kids. That's how you get more evil little friends than you bargained for. Baby will discover who is nice despite their parents, and who is mean, despite their parents. Baby will always find the troll in the group, or several trolls. They will more likely torment your baby later on because they absorbed their parents' devilry. Now what to do? I know! Wait until your child grows up beautiful and handsome, and then they can break the heart of the troll because they're just too ugly for them anyway. Now you've had sweet revenge without having to go to jail. Of course it sucks to be the troll, but it always sucked to be the troll anyway.
Baby will be a well rounded little person.
Ever walk down the street holding your kid and no one will even glance at your baby, but someone else holding a veritable troll will get exclamations of admiration? Is your baby the ugly one? I think not! Hand your kid over to that person and suddenly everyone will compliment your kid like crazy! If you pick up the troll, they will come to grips with reality and realize the thing really is a troll. So do these people even like babies? Of course not. They're just a bunch of racist butt kissers that see your race (whatever that may be) first before they see a precious baby. We all know what those kind are. Truth be told, you probably don't want them complimenting your baby. If they're racist and evil, but still compliment your baby, you better watch out. It's called a Black Market, sex slavery, and whatever else you can think of. Or could mean the cuteness has jumped all barriers, but which is it?
One day, you'll just have to explain to Baby that they live in a suck world full of suck people and for their own safety, they have to stay away from them. And by them, it doesn't mean the whole race are a bunch of jerks. Baby has to figure out who are the diamonds and who are the trolls, and that means you can't tell Baby not to play with a certain group of kids. That's how you get more evil little friends than you bargained for. Baby will discover who is nice despite their parents, and who is mean, despite their parents. Baby will always find the troll in the group, or several trolls. They will more likely torment your baby later on because they absorbed their parents' devilry. Now what to do? I know! Wait until your child grows up beautiful and handsome, and then they can break the heart of the troll because they're just too ugly for them anyway. Now you've had sweet revenge without having to go to jail. Of course it sucks to be the troll, but it always sucked to be the troll anyway.
Baby will be a well rounded little person.
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