The Sparrow's Nest

Some people are racist because they're just stupid. They go by stereo types and that's the end of their knowledge. They watched too many old black and white movies, they probably think cowboys dress in bright red and pink with hats tilted at rakish angles at all times. You're are docile and silent, why don't you wear feathers, beads or flowers in your hair? Maybe you're branded racist just because of the past. Seriously, because of your outside they might think you never saw television before, or you don't live in a house at all, that you didn't graduate from high school! They assume you can't make it to or through college. You're sitting at the bus stop late at night because your ride never showed, scared out of your wits that some weirdo is going to jump out and get you. Then comes along an idiot who treats you like the weirdo, but they're walking beside the weirdo. Do they deserve what they get? Maybe. If they're dumb, maybe not. Rid the w

Ever have a day when you just wanna kill? Take the mistakes of human nature and just bump 'em off? Well if you do that the whole planet would be dead and then somebody like Superman will have to come save the world from you or something. Isn't it just the way? The butt head down the street won't acknowledge your presence, the jerk across the way will say hi to everyone but you, the statistic waiting to happen glares at you when he or she finds you on the sidewalk in front of their "palace," and don't forget the piece of crap that treats you as if your IQ is .05 or the cowardly dumb bell that calls the cop on you for walking down the street in the evening. They're everywhere, like roaches. They won't die and if they do, ten more take their place and it's usually their spawn. You're out in the world, you're getting it from every side, you get in fights and no one takes your side. They say you're the one with the bad attitude. They say

There are two kinds of charity in this world: the real kind and the fake kind. Well duh. Everyone mostly gets the fake kind, that's why charity has a bad name. Among the fake kind is the one that takes away your self improvement and work ethic. In the name of charity, you are being forced down so the racists can stay in charge. And then there's the one that turns you into a garbage can. Racists enjoy tossing their torn clothes, used shoes and broken toys into charity boxes for those they deem unfit to be humans. It's their way of showing how non-racist they are and still telling you what they think of you. And if you're running to those boxes just to get free stuff you are an unfit human. Think about it, used shoes? Ew. You could get athlete's foot. Torn clothes? If you're looking for rags to clean the toilet with. Broken toys? Better to have no toys than broken pieces of junk. There are people who won't give anything of theirs' away, so they love gi

One of the blaring signs that you don't have a thick skin is violent reaction. It means your armor has been penetrated and you are wounded. The evil traffic cop let's everyone through but you and then you're sitting there in your car overheating. So you jump out, deliver the broken nose that he or she deserves and BAM! You're in jail. Does anyone in that ridiculous traffic jam defend you? No, because people suck and all they saw was your fist in a stupid face. The poor, innocent traffic cop starts crying and tells everyone they don't understand what happened. They love everyone equally. Why are people so racist? Now suddenly you're the bad guy and all in that implies. Racists twist the truth as easily as a snake twists itself. Here you are now in jail where they already think you belong, with less rights than you had in the first place. You yell racism, because it's the plain truth. It's quite a scandalous thing to be racist in this racist age. So, to

Recently, in response to a hate crime, a seriously stupid newscaster actually said that "we all thought racism was gone, but has it just been hiding?" Give me a break! If the sun didn't shine in his eyes every day he wouldn't believe the sun existed. It's become quite refined, smooth and permeates everything just as air enters your lungs. Like a lunatic who insists that they are not crazy even when they're locked in a rubber room, these people will insist that they are not racist. Just because the rubber room isn't hurting them they don't believe anyone else is getting hurt. Can these non racists explain why they change their voice to accommodate a two year old when speaking to us? Why do they automatically assume we're lying if we say something? Why do they believe their own color after that person repeats what you just said? Why is it that if you are not able to do something, the self proclaimed non racist believes you are making excuses, but m

It's been a great day, you're at home now, you just ate a wonderful dinner and the movie at the theater was actually un-butchered. And then you hear the water go on outside. Why did the hose go on when you're the only one in the house? Well, what to do? Will you go outside to turn it off? NO!! Somebody who doesn't belong to your house turned on the hose. Maybe it's the brat next door, maybe it's your dumb friend trying to scare you--or maybe it's a murderer that's decided he wants to mark you on his arm like Victor Zaas! It's a common technique for killers. So where is your yapping dog? It's not yapping because the one who turned the hose on is your dog's friend. Either that or the killer fed antifreeze to your dog. Either way, you're screwed. Now suppose the hose doesn't turn on? Suppose you hear a poor, defenseless baby crying on your doorstep or just outside your window. You rush to help the poor thing and you find a tape recorde

There are days and times when you will be totally alone, like grocery shopping. And sometimes things happen and you're out at night. You have to cross the parking lot all by yourself. Well, have your keys handy so that you can get into your car right away. If you're standing there like a lost idiot searching for your keys beside your car, you might as well have bright neon letters written across your butt reading "EAT ME!!" Cars can be very low to the ground, but there's a scarecrow on every corner who can fit under there. And if you're not looking they can totally slash out your ankles. What are you going to do then? Scream I guess. Who's coming to save you? I don't know. Being parked next to a big kidnapping van with painted-over windows is a bad sign. You yourself DO NOT park next to them, but suppose they park next to you and they're on the driver's side where you have to go? Well, just do the most paranoid, ridiculous looking thing eve

Ever walk down the street and see a tiny kid about two or three just trailing behind its parents? Yup, right there, the mark of stupidity. Children are seriously fair game for all kinds of sickos. Who is to stop a weirdo from picking up the baby and selling it into prostitution in some foreign country? There are rooms full of little girls where nasty men come in and pick the one they want for the night, the week, the month, and I can go on. Don't forget the black market. People go in, write up a list of what nationalities they want the child to have and if your baby fits the bill it is a target. Don't worry, there are other babies that fit the bill, too. The kidnapper will pick the stupidest parent or guardian to steal from. So, hold your baby's hand, don't leave it alone in the cart, the car, or wherever. Teach the baby stranger danger or you too can have your baby taken out of a pool party by the hand and murdered. And if none of that happens, there's always the j