The Legend of the Earthcake

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The legend of the earthcake is one told in hushed whispers around kitchen stoves, when the lights go out and the thunder rumbles until the ground shakes.
 It was a two-layered disaster, bleeding Bavarian cream as the fault line widened to extraordinary proportions.

The people fled in terror as the white magma spilled from the open crevice, a wound in the realm of Cakedom.

And then the chocolate meteors fell like heavy kisses from the sky. Something rose over the horizon of this magnificent disaster. It was the number 33! What did it mean? From whence had it come?

In the next moment, it lit in a ring of fire, destroying all who were left behind. Chocolate, cream, and kisses were their besotted lot. And then it was all gone in an instant and there was nothing left but the crumbs.


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